Really?!
You get really up tight because I’ve not left you a Facebook message… So for me to … What… prove my love?! I have to get you a gift and leave you a message on Facebook.
Yet I do so much other stuff at random other points in the year and that all gets forgotten and you say that the love I give is special and unique yet I rate you lowly… I think of everyone else and not you.
I made you those creative videos and you love them and show them off but I’m selfish and don’t think things through!

I’m fed up of being fat
I’m tired
I’ve run out of ideas!
I’m pulled every which way, have people bearing down on me from all sides, can’t even recharge my batteries on my time off because I have to travel.

Sometimes I regret not staying single because honestly it was a lot less hassle!
I’ve learnt that if people are harassing me via phone I can just switch it off!

hikikomero:

It’s Tennant Tuesday and yet there’s more
than David on my dash.

thegoatrodeo:

Torchwood!

thegoatrodeo:

joonas writes:

Your post about the John Barrowman compared to Daniel Tosh etc. crap made me smile. Though when I read the last part about getting drunk in Portland etc. Well, he has same permission when ever he gets drunk in Finland. I mean.. it would be an honour, right?

You bet your ass it’d be an honor. I’d be the Katniss fucking Everdeen of groping… “I volunteer as tribute!!!!”

nelly-retardo:

alright so i’m sitting in bed watching The Buzzcocks reruns, and Phil Jupitus snogs Barrowman, and the only thought in my head is “Mate, can you hook us up with some acid?”
Like, no bloomin idea who i’m asking, or why I even want acid. But we know who to blame.